Probably had headphones in so they couldn’t hear anything.

Hopefully someone will pull out in front of and you’ll hit them because you’re impatient and disrespectful.

This is why I look both ways even when having a green light. I’ve had too many close calls before from people running lights. I’ve even had people scream at me out their windows because I paused at a light, only to apologize a few seconds later when someone blows through. “Yeah buddy, that would have been you back…

I have a dashcam that records forwards and backwards. When I see someone doing something dangerous, I will email the video over to the local PD to use as evidence if they’ve received other calls. In the three years that I’ve had the cameras, I’ve only sent over a half dozen videos, so I’m not snitching on everyone for…

One of my coworkers has a Mini Cooper. It runs like crap on Regular so she puts mid-grade in and it seems to run okay.

YES!

That is brilliant!

Since they were both issued tickets, and in the insurance world, both of them would be considered at fault, neither of them have a leg to stand on if they went to court.

I am starting a new regimen when I see someone that angers my blood, and/or doing something that endangers other people:

Out of 100 drivers that drive on the shoulder, I would bet that 0 of them have emergenices.

Actually, you fucking piece of shit, you could possible harm someone. Someone that is turning right and doesn’t see you driving in the lane that is ILLEGAL TO FUCKING DRIVE IN!

Then you block the lane for the people who were patiently waiting like adults to turn.

Ummm; not even fucking close.

Ha! USPS is way better. Those asshats don’t know left from right.

Amazon ships so much with UPS, that they won’t be affected by any price changes. They have hubs built into their distribution centers, that’s how much they ship.

The issue with that logic is, you can be put on the sex offenders list for public urination and other non-violent crimes. If someone walks by your house and sees you naked in your bedroom, you can be put on the list for that.

I’ve had an ant in my screen once. It took all the power in the universe to stop me from squishing it under the screen.

Shhhhh.

Shhhhh.

It’s actually quite difficult to move to another country if you want to do it legally.