Are you having a black screen with sound and a mouse cursor? Hit ALT-ENTER.

There’s an old joke my step father told me...

I was lucky and got in shortly after the server issues last night, and there were only a couple people “in-line”. Which to my surprise, people were queued up correctly and standing in-line... Now today my buddy is having the issue you spoke of, mass chaos.

8 Year Olds.... 8 Year Olds Everywhere!

I noticed this last night when trying to start a mission, people were blocking the laptop...

Ooohhhh, it won’t be hats, it will be skins.... And will cost as much as 20 hats.

Good luck with that.

WWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Too bad she didn't kill the boyfriend as well.

I think you need to pull your head out of your ass, like everyone else.

Don't use GreenMan Gaming. It's a rip off... None of the payment methods "work" but they still charge your card and decline ever doing so. Thank You fraud protection.

Let me guess... You watch family guy? Or better yet, anything that resembles "Reality" TV?

So you have all cash then? Your job pays you in cash, you use cash as the grocery store, for gas, food, everything? You keep it in a box under your bed?

This... This is why the U.S. is a joke.

And you'll still have to wait for buffering...

He will avoid any Half Life questions, just like he has dozens of times before at dozens of press conferences and interviews...