The sad reality is that most people are dumb and disappointing, and we will ultimately die because of it.
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As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…
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She probably paid more taxes these last 8 years than President Trump too, but she’s the bad one for lying...ok. We see you racist shit stains.
“Oh, so your mother was a Scotsman? A Highlander?! How queer! Such a pity.”
Oh, but I’d pay hard cash to hear Prince Phillip’s bon mots when meeting Trump. “Good Lord, man, I’ve hunted and discarded better looking stoats than the one on your head.” Or “That’s YOUR golf course? Oh dear. Well, there’s always a chance of some Irishman or some demmed Punjab blowing it up. Might earn the fellow a…
“That was when they suspended the Constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t even any rioting in the streets. People stayed home at night, watching television, looking for some direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put your finger on.”-The Handmaid’s Tale
“You just hold that light high enough for me to see where to swing this sword sugar.” now I want a road movie of Justice and Liberty roaming the country and righting wrongs.
In November 2015, Alamrani went to a department gun range. While there, an officer snapped photos of Alamrani in her Hijab and posted the photos to social media.
I. Patriotism“Breathes there the man?”Sir Walter Scott (1771–1832)
When they go low, we...bury them alive in the hole they’ve dug and erect a gravestone on the plot.
Kellyanne Conway is her own worst enemy, and it’s glorious. Between the ineptitude of this administration, the sudden arrival of what appears to be spines among the house and senate democrats, and seeing the toll that all the phone calls, texts, emails, and faxes are taking on the GOP weasels, there have been some…
RIGHT?! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?
MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!
They’ve essentially declared war on all of our American values. It’s time for total war:
Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.
Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.
As a history nerd, I like to reassure myself that what we’re experiencing now is a normal part of progress. There is always a sort of kickback before society changes meaningfully. The 50's were a kickback decade. There was a kickback during the industrial revolution. The Spanish Inquisition was partly in response to…
If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.