Do we really need another Metroid Prime? It’s been 15 years since we got a proper 2D Metroid.

Update guys: I just saw the image again and now it says “sorry, Jason Schreier cancelled Metroid Prime 4. But Federation Force 2 is a go!”

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.

enjoy ;)

So, Dragonquest Builders but with Avengers?

Wish I had the video, but at my UNI on November 8th, there were borderline riots outside the freshman dorms. Everyone was shouting “fuck trump” but one IDIOT thought it was a good idea to rip his shirt off, put on an american flag bandana and stand in the middle of the crowd and shout in his HEAVY southern accent…

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…

The flip side is that leaving open questions and trickling out details over the next few weeks will keep us talking about this thing through March 3.

That Metroid run was such a goddamn buzzkill.

I hope they enjoy getting ragged on for launching a female medic looking support class that has cyber angel wings.

Well poop.

The existential horror of being a kid now

We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that Inklings with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

I love her outfit in this game, and I’m glad her amiibo has her in it instead of the pink dress, unlike the Tetra amiibo.

I got a pre-order in this morning, and I’m already having second thoughts. This launch lineup is... really not super great. I’ve got some thinking to do. I would really love a special edition console...

“I’m more worried about the Packers defense than the Packers offense.”

I’m pretty sure Zelda will be delayed after Jason starts playing it.

I’ll be honest, when the camera was above street level and you couldn’t see any pedestrians the first thing I noticed was the New Donk City sign. I saw that and thought that it sounded like something you’d see in an Earthbound/Mother game. I got very excited for about 3 seconds.

Now let’s hope this stops Nintendo from censoring Fire Emblem Warriors, Tokyo Mirage Sessions, Senran Kagura, Neptunia, and all my other favorite Japanese games when they come over.

Actually, this would be cool. And wild. Mostly wild.