Not going to lie here, I immediately went on eBay to see how much a Pez Shooter would cost.

I wouldn't blame my lack of empathy on video games. I'd just blame it on the fact that a lot of the people around me are morons.

Ahh, that explains why it's moving to Lifetime!

I want you to refuse to cover advertisements for any stores that require employess to go in on fucking Thanksgiving.

Indeed it is.

I am incline to agree with your line of thinking, but some kids just like having the physical figures appear on the TV.

Just change the headline to North Korea Sucks.

It's a dangerous game! Get out while you still can!

Great, now make the sound work in the original Bioshock on Steam.

I saw that. Originally I just wanted to punch webber in the face, but that's not direct enough.

Then did you proceed to tattoo "YAKUZA 5" on his stupid face and send him back to his overlords of bad decision making at Sega?

I'm not sure what happened, but the game looks like 10 times better than it did in the debut trailer. I'll definitely grab this when I finally buy a Wii U.

I'm sure they'll make plenty of money thanks to being a reskin of Candy Crush. All those paywalls will get people to pay.

The lack of anyone referring to the old iMac mouse as a "hockey puck" makes me sad.

I made this on Saturday for my friends. It was actually pretty damn tasty. It tasted like a spaghetti pizza without the carb redundancy or toppings falling off everywhere.

That's incredibly impressive and I'd buy one to display. I remember back when I actually played Halo 2. I loved dual wielding Needlers.

It's Sega. No one expected this to come to the West.

It think it's worth noting that Guild Wars 2 players might also want to consider disabling authentication. I'm not sure if Google Authentication will have the same problems or not, but better safe than sorry right?

And still no free placement of grid icons yet. The only reason I jailbroke my phone was so I could use gridlock. Wish Apple would just make that a default feature.

This game was the only reason I ever had my mom buy a box of Chex.