I miss The President Show.

Trump bragging about Mexico possibly agreeing to a deal isn’t the same as Mexico “caving”. You also don’t seem to know who a tariff actually hurts.

Baldwin’s serviceable Trump impersonation drives the Mango Mussolini (more) insane.

I long for a world where it is no longer necessary for anyone to have a Trump impression.

Wait. Her father is John McCain? I don’t think I’ve ever heard that. 

I mean, to be fair. She likely doesn’t know what jobs are.

“There’s always going to be ridiculous people in the world” says John McCain’s ridiculous daughter.

Private prisons are legal slave plantations. Kansas wants to sell humans to Arizona for their slave factories.

There was a time when I mocked the sort of person who’d use payday loan services. I figured any goober who’d read the “Borrow $200, Pay Back $203!” sign and not understand that the implicit caveat in that advertisement was, “Assuming you pay your loan back the same day you took it out,” was probably a mark who was…

Death by 1,000,000 cuts. That’s what this presidency is.

Of course you don't understand it. You want to hear one opinion that you like and just say fuck everyone else....even when that opinion is put forth by someone naive. 

Imagine being some ICE bureaucrat making $19 an hour or whatever, and telling your coworkers “just put them back in the truck, the paperwork isn’t done yet” when the “them” is children.

These people are fucking evil. 

Is this debatable: it should be.

White folks get upset when a dog is left in a hot car. But, Republicans will just shrug at this.

Before we do this, can anybody here tell me if his health care plan actually has any merit to it? I’m nowhere near qualified to support it or shoot it down. Unlike our President, I’m fairly confident that any solution will be complex.

For the 1% that actually like Delaney, consider this: In his initial run for Congress in 2012, he was called Bain Capital Lite (a reference to Mitt Romney’s history at Bain Capital). I can’t find the exact article using that term, but one of his primary opponents referenced a forbes article calling him a loan shark.…

But the actual current frontrunner is Joe Biden, and we have Amy Klobuchar and Hickenlooper and Bullock and Bennet to stan for moderation.

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op

From the linked article:

Own your shit, republican cowards.