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Some people say David Frum is a columnist. I like my columnists who aren’t stupid

The only thing wrong about this sketch is that the things he gets upset over are sort of reasonable to get upset over. That's not how it happens in real life. 

I feel like the phrase “plot hole” get overused. I realize this is a bit like screaming about Alanis Morisette’s definition of irony, but “plot hole” doesn’t mean “literally any question I have that isn’t perfectly answered to my satisfaction.” It means a logical contradiction or gap in the story. So, if Superman dies

Spoilers, naturally.

Carol did say that the pager could reach her a few galaxies away, which means that it might take her weeks or months to get back to Earth. Which is why Fury didn’t use it during Avengers or Age of Ultron.

An A + for your chemistry.

It’s almost as if the US government is run by a bunch of bigots

Next time, turn him away from the hospital and let him die. Let these kids start dying and let’s see how long it takes for the anti-vaxxer movement to stop.

While the dollar amount is very high, please do not ignore the intense physical pain that this child experienced. By not vaccinating him, his parents put him through torture.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case for the unnamed child in this report, since his family had chosen to not vaccinate him for any condition.

It worked in Blazing Saddles!”

Asylum seekers are not illegal immigrants.

The AP notes the explicit targeting of Spanish speakers and Latin American nationals hadn’t been disclosed by the Trump administration...

The moral of the story for Mexicans:  Just speak gooder English like Melania.

“Hey, we had a Black president.”

I don’t think Apple is either, but I can def say that late adopters—like my best friend who just asked if I knew anything about keyboards—have only embraced the tech now and it was because of Airpods, not Jabra. AR is still waaaay earlier in its public acceptance timeline I think.

I have really been enjoying all the Pro-Disease people getting up in arms about being oppressed lately.