Hey, you know what, though? At least she owned it and was like, “come at me bro!” (over tea). She could’ve easily strung him along and kept the tweet beef going, but was just like, “you can meet me for tea” and put him in a tough spot. She is awesome.

I liked Trevor Noah’s proposal of a 3 day waiting period for tweets.  Want to post a comment?  You have to think about it and cool off for 3 days before tweeting.

Can we pass a resolution that no politician can post anything on Twitter until they are out of office?

Too tame. He’ll have ‘inside sources’ that ‘uncover’ she was ‘one of the most vicious guards at Auschwitz.’

Once again,

He’ll finish having tea with her, describe the experience as a “pleasant, rich exchange of ideas” and then accuse her of plotting 9/11 in a Tweet two days later.

Anyone over the age of 17 who takes pictures with their tongue and middle fingers out is an automatic asshole

Bible literacy? Great! You and your followers first! Pay special attention to how Jesus rampaged against your Wall Street types, how he had little time for the people who were ostentatiously pious while being shitty to the lepers, and who was it he hung out with again? Oh yeah, poor folks. I would also like them to…

This is hilarious considering everything about trump is completely antiethical to everything in the Bible especially the New Testament.

“2 Corinthians. That’s the whole ball game”

“What about this book over here that talks about Allah?”

I remember a few years ago Louisiana passed a law that religious charter schools could receive state funding and once Muslim schools applied for the funds, the state legislature overturned the law really quickly.

First off, the Establishment Clause prevents mandating study of any “holy text” in public K-12 schools; such a mandate would constitute state-mandated religious observance, which directly violates the separation of church and state.

Kentucky added “Bible classes” to K-12 curriculum in many districts shortly before I…

Trump's plan will be supported by the deep red states until they are forced to teach the Koran and the laws will be overturned almost instantly.

Yeah, Harry Potter is too much for children to handle, but let’s have them learn Ezekiel 23:20.

Yep, yes he did. Because that’s what happens when you give a loaded UZI to a child.

They’ve been running a day care for at most a year, and yet they feel so threatened they absolutely need to carry a gun on them at all time. There’s no ifs or buts, they actually say they fear for their safety.

I believe the trainer died didn’t he?

This has all the makings of one of those “we had no idea something like this could happen” post accident interviews where everyone watching is screaming “of course this was going to fucking happen” at the TV screen. Kinda like that gun range in AZ that let a child shoot an UZI and then acted all surprised when a…

Dear Parents,