Well, we're not exactly adapted to live in cold environments either, we were just smart enough to invent pants.

Also, Chimps and Bonobos are really close to each other evolutionarily, I don't even think Bonobos were recognized as a separate species until this century. Speciation happened about 1.5 million years ago, which puts them about as far apart as modern humans and Neanderthals, who we could and did interbreed with.

I imagine all that hiking would be terrible for Orangatans; they can barely walk on the ground normally. They sort of just push themselves with their back legs while their obnoxiously long arms dangle in front of them. Unlike Gorillas and Chimps, they also lack the necessary evolutions to their hands to allow for…

Still worth it for Sandman's birth scene.

Keep in mind the studio sees a much smaller percentage on the foreign gross (10-20% in China) and I would also bet that Suicide Squad probably spent a fat sweaty sack of cash on advertising.

Really? I would expect his balls to have uritcating bristles covering them that he can fling into enemies faces while being sucked off.

Man, i thought i kept up with the new crackpot theories and then i learn about this.

Thats the joke.

I named a cat after him, which turned out to be a huge mistake because he got fat and is super affectionate and cries all the time. Not exactly how i imagined Peter Cushing-as-a-cat.

Ever hear of Onanism?

Besides the typical "grew up with the books, bought each one on release weekend and read them as fast as possible" I also had the luck to share Harry Potter's birthday. I still remember you, Biochem TA from my last year of undergrad, who made that connection immediately when i turned in a test with birthdate used to…

How could he forget, "Claptrap" is his mom's nickname.

I was jogging a week ago on the sidewalk of a busy street. I was approaching a disheveled black guy eating KFC sitting on the curb (who I assumed was homeless because I'm racist) and averted my eyes to the other side of the street. I saw some hipster guy with a beard playing with his corgi in the parking lot of a…

So, is there a cartoon directed by a woman that made more money and that's why Wonder Woman isn't "highest grossing film directed by woman"?

I imagine that SHAME self-diagnoses a new cancer once a season.

We had a male who would alternate between leaving whole corpses or just the intestines. My theory was that he didnt want to eat the feces that were still being processed when the squirrel was killed. Like how we "de-vein" shrimp.

The comparison was between the brood parasitism of cuckoos and black people being on welfare.

No joke, I was once watching a documentary on cuckoo birds on Youtube and the top comment was a "joke" about how cuckoos are like black people (except he used a different word).

I was listening to the audiobook of Bossypants when she talks about that and my very first thought was "What scar?". It took a google search to find out what she was talking about. I guess it's more noticeable in person, on TV is just seems to fit with the line of her mouth.

short about a man chasing two living burlap bags down for some reason.
An homage to "Blumfeld, an Elderly Bachelor" by Kafka would be my guess.