There’s a scene late in the film when Michelle Monaghan (who plays Sandler’s love interest, obviously) sees Sandler at a black-tie dinner at the White House (with President Kevin James, remember). Her eyes widen. “You dress up pretty sharp in that tux,” she says, and she means it, and he tries to look modest with a…
Persephoneo
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No. This was all an act to save Whoopi’s ass. The only thing Whoopi Goldberg cares about is her own pocketbook and the admiration of her Hollywood peers. Anyone who falls for this bullshit by the producers of The View is as dumb as Whoopi is desperate. Fuck off Whoopi Goldberg-it is too fucking late for this shit. She…
OMG it’s like Weekend at Bernies.
Mock|ngb|rd: The Ch|fforobe Decoherent
See?! People like you are the reason why I wish I still offered things to seemingly nice customers. People like you are the REASON I was ever nice to strangers to begin with. I want to give you more free pies.
I have to say though, when you do these little small gestures. It really does matter to some of us. I still remember the free hershey pie that I got after Burger King messed up my order, on a particularly terrible day, a few years ago. The wait on the order made me late for something I had to do, although I can’t…
FLAILING PENIS
Good, I hope you embarrassed the everloving fucking shit out of her and that her dainty ass makes contact with the ass gasket or - horrors! - the toilet seat next time. Lazy sloppy bitch pissing all over a toilet seat because she’s too prissy and precious to (a) let her butt touch a seat and/or (b) clean up her piss…
A man who can’t control his dingaling isn’t sexy fun for anyone. Remember guys: A man who won’t control his weenie, letting flail around like a genie, leaving just pee just like a meanie, is probably fucking terrible at sex. That last line got away from me.
Other option: SIT DOWN IF YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR FLAILING PENIS
Good. Fuck those idiots who hover pee and don’t clean it. I hope they slip and fall in the stall while hovering.
This goes for the ladies, too! I waited in line for a bathroom and sat down in some nasty woman’s pee. I shouted “Oh, COME ON. Pee IN the toilet.” before thinking. Finished my business and went to wash my hands. Looked up in the bathroom mirror. Caught the horrified eyes of the lady who had been in the toilet before…
Ever heard of the Entertainment Book? It’s a collection of discounts for restaurants, hotels, attractions and the like. I worked at a ski resort in the Vail Valley. It wasn’t quite ski-in, ski-out, but it was a short walk to the lifts. Here’s the thing… Vail has a summer season. Summer season can be slow, so some…
I worked at a tasting room that had a pretty ample outdoor tasting area. (We had high traffic and eventually had to have a “no dogs except service dogs” rule because people wouldn’t walk their pets away from the bar to have them do their business.) I had a family at my bar — two parents, two grandparents, and a little…
I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.