Oh my god, she is perfect.

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

This is getting too much use lately.

This and watching the U.K. Conservative Party lose seats are my two favorite things tonight.

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

You know the Prince Harry and Obama pics are killing him.

Like a Kardashian being snubbed by Beyoncé...

Oh, God, YES. Have Charles buttonhole him for HOURS talking Dump’s ear off while frogmarching him around the most boring estate they own.

I would love that SO MUCH. “We have not the dubious pleasure of your acquaintance,” then surround herself in corgis and ride off in that golden carriage he insisted on, leaving him on the tarmac.

Given her influence in the UK, a simple call to the Prime Minister would probably be sufficient to keep him out. I’m starting to wish that Liz had a twitter account, because you just know she’d be the Shade Queen too;)

And bumping in to EVERYONE and making a scene.

I’d rather see her plant her foot in his ass, but that would require a meeting.

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

What a fucknut. No David, it’s not out of bounds to discuss the attractiveness of an actor in a review (unless the actor in question is 11 years old like Watson was, you sick fuck). But it is out of line to carry on about it for the entire fucking review, all the while making extra creepy statements like how Israeli…

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

This.

I’ll address the elephant in the room: men. Male violence. Toxic masculinity.

OMG please not again.

I havent even had coffee yet and i knew it was a joke.