When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Incorrect.

I will never understand how so many ‘religious’ people support him. I mean I don’t really understand how *any* people support him, but Christians largely (bigly?) rallying behind such a figure of vaulgarity is perplexing.

Chicken/egg...I think more people would take trains in the US if trains in the US weren’t f*cking terrible.

A cruise on a cruise ship costs a decent amount of money. I don’t see how this is really very different. My wife hates boats. I bet I could get her on a train like this. Stop in places along the way and return home at the end. Seems like an industry waiting for an entrepreneur.

It could be pleasurable and like cruising versus flying. The Orient Express and this thing utilize that approach.

As far as I know there are no hyenas in Australia but you are right animals don’t fuck around.

So......dudes who can’t figure how to have a relationship with a real woman need a fake woman to seem real? Wouldn’t the fake women turned real reject the real guy as well?

seriously. Like everything these two do makes me smile and say “gosh it’s gonna be neat when they are the king and queen.......then I remember Charles.

I love the work they’ve been doing with Heads Together, and the candid conversations they and prince Harry have been having on the topic of mental health. It’s showing the royals in a more relatable way than they’ve seemed in years

I am ever ever so fucking sick and tired of men with guns who will not take NO for an answer.

I’ve seen people making fun of this on foreign news casts. Multi-continental condemnation isn’t a little bit of criticism. I’m not saying the commercial shouldn’t be condemned, or that she doesn’t need a reality reboot, because it clearly should and she clearly does, but I think anyone would be smarting pretty hard…

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

That’s an arbitrary distinction based entirely on what a particular culture values. They eat dogs in parts of the world. Cats too. I probably wouldn’t eat either of those, but I acknowledge that that’s just sentiment on my part. There’s really no moral justification for eating one animal species but not another —…

Lucky for me my parents are both abusive pieces of shit I haven’t spoken to in decades! 50s are gonna be awesome!

When my friend’s dad died, I went to the wake, which was where I learned something I never knew before. His dad was an identical twin. So, with no warning, I went into a room where dad was in the coffin, and walking around the room. Startling to say the least.

It’s actually where they store the chem-trails before loading them onto the planes

Seriously? you are sitting in the store massaging the package to feel the toy inside? Creep

This is one of the reasons I run so much. I actually want to be able to do many of the things I physically could in my 30s when I’m in my 50s (except for football or basketball). In my 20s-early-30s there was no way I was in any mental shape to have kids; hell, I still barely am. Knowing this, I plan to enjoy the…

And parents wonder why their kids don’t trust them. That is fucked up.