If you chase someone down, and punch them in the head, that you didn’t take into consideration the very real possibility that they could die doesn’t mean that you get to be all, “But I didn’t mean to,” about it.

Yeah, you don’t get to decide what it is and isn’t.

She was gross. He was grosser. He wasn’t wronged by being convicted for chasing someone down in a parking lot and punching them in their fucking head.

Did he think they would gently fall down in a bed of down pillows? Not taking into consideration the physics of beating someone while they’re standing on concrete, and…

He was there about Lobov, not the title thing.

Last word.

Last word.

Last word.

You are all the worst.

Not gonna work, troll.

Last word.

Trolling trolls is fun. You’re stuck until you give up, which I always appreciate. You’re all one note in the end.

Last word.

You’re really bad at trolling. Like, fuck. So not good at all.

Calm down.

I feel like he must be a huge fan of Todd Wienerschnitzel.

Cool story.

Last word.

I get that you’re probably used to winning a game of Last Word, but I promise, you’re gonna be stuck flailing at me until you give up. You’re not a terribly effective troll.

Yeah, still not very good at this.

Oh, I just like letting them know that I already know what they’re doing. They don’t like having it pointed out.

I fucking hate Christians so much.

You aren’t very good at whatever this is supposed to be doing.

Something is wrong with you.