I didn't even play Mark of the Ninja because I played Mario once.

It's actually not a fact. The vast majority of scholarships give MEAL PLANS, which are only redeemable whenever the cafeteria is open, and at most, three meals a day. So you had a rough evening practice, and want to get something to eat at 9:15? Sorry, kid. Cafeteria's closed, and because you're on scholarship you…

I work at a print shop where places like this do business and everytime they come in to get their material printed, I just die a little bit inside. It's not a small business either, so I can't let the manager know that I find them unscrupulous and that I refuse to touch their work, it's a large print conglomerate, so…

Unfortunately, I think that's why the "thug" label has been slapped on him and reiterated so profusely. If the media tells America he's a thug, then they won't actually listen to what he has to say. ESPN, CBS, etc. benefit as much from the false amateurism of the NCAA, so they're fighting tooth and nail with Emmert…

I'm half Korean half Caucasian. I dealt with people like this growing up. My parents divorced so I moved a lot. When I was living mainland U.S. (Washington state), I was called a "gook" and a "chink". When I moved to Hawaii to live with my mom, I was called "haole (white) shit" by ironically enough, Koreans. …

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I hope to god that this does not qualify as "casual" racism. This sounds like tailored-suit racism, if not tuxedo racism.

Everything Apple announced that I think matters

I was (emphases on WAS) Facebook friends with someone I knew from college who was, apparently, an SAE. His post about this incident was so insanely disgusting and horrifying that I'm tempted to post it here, verbatim, and would if I wasn't so paranoid.

At least they weren't Americans.

The guy asking for the bacon sandwich in a kosher bakery week after week is a raging anti-semite and an incredible asshole. He knows what he's doing and thinks he's making some sort of stupid point.

Hey, Chet, you ever think that maybe a woman who just had her entire planet destroyed might not want to go into detail because, you know, that's some serious emotional shit she's holding in?

No one talks about how the same stable of pro cos players can pretty much play over 90% of the main characters in the industry.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

Well if there are no consequences for their rapists...why not think there are no consequences for this?

Sometimes Twitter IS perfection.

This really isn't difficult. Here, I scripted it out for the convenience of any red carpet interviewers that may be reading this:

Y'all.