Car owner: modifies his car

45k for this POS? Bruh. Is it cool? Sure. Is it funky? I guess. Does it do what it was built for? Maybe. But ffs man, it’s essentially a fancy golf cart with those power figures and the fact that it’s clearly not happy anywhere other than putt-putting around some city blocks. When an EV makes me feel like a ICE car…

Now that...thats rough.

...wait, this thing has turn signals?

Uh, yeah, kids still walked around with their parents and people still handed out candy. I'm as liberal as it gets in terms of treating people right, Healthcare, pro choice, lgbtq+ rights, etc. But when it comes to fearing for my life if I step outside...thats not happening. And thats the consensus around here. 

How the hell can you afford to insure all of these things, let alone pay for them all

Two Friends on YouTube, Spotify, etc. Big Bootie Mix. My favorites are 14 and 15. You WILL NOT REGRET blasting these mixes while driving. They are an hour long. Youre welcome.

Ill buy one when I can get something used 15-20k, has two doors, isn’t loaded down with a ton of gimmicky tech that I dont want/need (my 2016 Gen Coupe 3.8 R Spec 6 speed has a *very* analog driving experience, doesn’t even have a backup cam. Just the way I want it), there are as many charging stations in the area I…

Im in the “driving a manual makes me smile” camp. Daily driving a manual 50 miles a day makes me love driving, and I dont care how fast the car is that im driving. I’d rather drive a slow manual than a fast automatic. A smooth upshift and the rumbles and crackles that associate a blipped upshift are the small things…

I always have trouble trying to justify to myself why people do the things they do, like what happened to just getting a job, going to work, getting paid, going home, poking the wife, and going to sleep then rinse and repeat

Whats IMSA DPi 

Ew, bro that paint job looks like the chick walking around in Wal-Mart at 3am wearing pajama pants and slippers that has WAYYYYYY too much make up on. For the love of all that is holy, man....

Im guessing none of that is from experience, and youre just speculating

Idk man, to me this car looks like Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street. Dopey and uncool but trying to fit in with the cool kids and utterly failing 

“I’m having trouble trying to think of practical uses for this crab walk that aren’t just silly party tricks.”

When did the name of the segment change?

Actually Mr. Dick, people do, in fact, give a shit. So kindly go fuck yourself. But not like love making, like angry revenge porn. Give yourself bruises. 

Another day, another dollar, another brown wagon on Jalopnik.

Um....neither?

God that ear-piercing sound is just awful though. I try to convince myself it sounds cool and futuristic but I can't do it.