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I just did the damn dishes that were left here from yesterday (small office full of men). So, SO MUCH FUCKING THIS!!!!

Long story, but the lesson learned: No matter how well-meaning, holding an intervention for your friend's ill-advised engagement is a good way to get kicked out of the wedding party. And if she changes her mind and re-invites you, make sure you reply within an hour or she'll dis-invite you. Again.

I'm not convinced that genetically altering foods is inherently wrong or will always have disastrous consequences. That's basically what we've been doing for thousands of years with domesticated animals through selective breeding.

wait for Yuna Kim, but yes it will be spectacular

I'm James Turnbull, one of the bloggers mentioned in the Slate article, and frankly I'm a little angered at what I see as no more than a very rushed, sloppily-written summary of some 4-6 year old blog posts of mine (among other things, a quote is misattributed to me for instance). Like I say in the comments section…

I was the same way with my husband. We jumped to Level 2 pretty quickly. I can't play that whole "pretending to not be a human" thing. Sometimes I have stinky farts and sometimes I don't feel like shaving my underarms and sometimes I have taco breath. For me, any guy who has a problem with that is not a guy worth…

My boyfriend and I are likely 12 year olds trapped in the bodies of 20-somethings. We always laugh at farts, joke about farts, etc. Keeps things lighthearted, I guess! (Also, farts were the stuff of comedy gold for my little sister and I growing up. It's definitely something I inherited from my family.)

I know you're referring to Bolivians in Bolivia, but as a Bolivian American, this quinoa craze is terrible. I'm in college and I used to make traditional quinoa based soups and meals when it was the end of the month and I was low on cash, but you know still needed something filling and somewhat healthy. Now, quinoa…

TMI, I'm sorry, but this is the truth: I started shaving because pubic hair tends to get stuck together when you're on your period and it is fucking gross. I was a virgin and single at the time and male opinion didn't figure into it at all.