That was hilarious! "A upgrade you?? Let's see it! Does it have a "Turn On The Dishwasher When I Load It And Put Soap In It And Close It And Lock It Instead Of Just Wandering Off" app?"

I was gonna snark about the fancy chair and the absurd habit we now have of recording every second of our lives, but her reaction is so genuine and sweet that I have tears in my eyes and just cannot say anything but awwwwww. And now I want to go home and hug Tonya, my childhood teddy (who maybe/ maybe not/ definitely…