you should take my comments less seriously

tldr

can i just have some money instead?

i'm pretty sure they're just trying to produce content that appeals to a wide range of demographics

don't worry, man. the famous actor man is fine. nobody is hurting him here. it's going to be ok.

i do watch community, and i can barely make heads or tails of this article. it sounds like it's supposed to be describing an upcoming episode, but i'm not really sure?? what the fuck are you talking about, erik?

if i saw a bombshell like this right on the front page for a show i actually watch and wasn't caught up on, i'd be pretty upset with this website

ok i don't watch this show, but… straight-up spoilers in the headline? really?

an important and wealthy movie star should never have to suffer the indignity of working on a holiday like a common service industry employee

sure, it's just that mocking TMZ comes off a little silly in the context of a gossip article whose source is TMZ

"don't mind the fact that we're willingly participating in spreading gossip news bullcrap, because we ADMIT that it's crap!!"

it's not like that at all, actually

this comment is a crosspost from everybodyelse.com

let's make an internet news story out of every time this guy gets publicly humiliated. he probably really appreciates it.

i doubt it

man, if you're going to try to ambush an interview subject with heavy personal questions, you should at least have a coherent idea of what you want to ask them

how many fucking spidermans does the world need?

FINALLY! christ

actually, surprisingly, not that bad, internet

yeah, you caught me. i'm pretending to be a guy who hates the breakfast club as a gimmick. in reality, i actually just think it's not very good.