But, the thing is, when a nonprofit asks you to be their global ambassador, there’s usually the expectation that you publicize your work with them.

Oh, I dunno. I’ve traveled around in some 3rd world countries.

Maybe you just used a bad example, but I don’t see anything wrong with that scenario.

Cripes, yes. Bitch, if a fascist regime/junta/military dictatorship ever actually comes for your guns, you are not going to “stand against them.” You will be mowed down in twenty seconds and your guns confiscated.

Man, why would Obama want your shitty guns?

Happens ALL the time. Women TV meteorologists (and anchors) get this shit CONSTANTLY.

I wasn’t kidding. THIS is her for real counterpart.

Knowing myself, I would have snapped at the person handing me a sweater like that one woman’s situation. “We’ve received some emails” and I would have been like, “Oh really? Please ask those people to send in photos of what they are wearing right now so that we can all embarrass them on live TV like they are trying to…

Wait. People actually use #merica in a non-sarcastic way? I’ve only ever seen it used to make fun of people like her. Not used *by* people like her. I need a moment to process this.

That’s one of my favorite redirects here in NC. “Oh, so you want to use your guns to kill cops or soldiers? Because Obama’s not going to come get your guns himself you know so you’ll have to shoot cops or soldiers.” Usually followed by silence and/or cursing.

The memes that get me the most are the ones where the writer or re-poster says shit would have been different if they’d been there, because ... words that amount to the dead people all being a bunch of pussies who died without dignity, unlike the poster who just knows they’d be a calm badass.

OMFG this. I am so sick of those nasty yellow pieces of shit on my feed.

I keep seeing Minions posts. I always want to say “You do realize that the Minions are complete fucking morons, right? That’s how you want to identify yourself? Really?”

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

I bet you she complains on Facebook about how everyone is so sensitive and offended by everything these days.

“Shaken to the core (almost)” by a pink dress, huh? I think this person is (almost) too fragile to be watching any TV at all.

You want to know what broadcasters want to say when criticized by viewers or listeners? “I don’t call you at work to tell you how to flip the burgers, honey.” A meteorologist has studied long and hard for that degree - and having to meet all sorts of appearance expectations from television producers is a pain in the…

Apparently it’s based on this painting by Vincent Desiderio.

I don’t think lying in bed next to a naked Bill Cosby is supposed to be seen as a positive. I am sure even Cosby hates that he did this even though Kanye declared him ‘innocent’ via twitter months ago.

I remember reading years ago that he invested in real estate with his boy band and Newlyweds money and made out very well. I can't remember what I ate for dinner last night but I can retain information on Nuck Lachey. Go figure.