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This needs more stars! I’m crying laughing at the most recent dream installment.

This sounds much nicer than the sleep paralysis I experienced on it. NEVER AGAIN.

Love the Wave. Even more so now that my husband and I are long distance because of visa stuff :D

I know you mean Bobby Finger, but my mind went straight to Justin Bobby.

I’m only just getting into Twitter. A lot of it feels like nonsense, so I was trying to just follow a bunch of children’s and youth librarians and library orgs to help me with ideas while I’m going through the interview gauntlet. I always forget to follow writers, but now that has been remedied :)

I was walking behind a woman wearing white trousers last week and her calves were covered in mud flecks that I suppose her heels had kicked up. It had been raining for days because Scotland so I have no idea why she was even wearing white pants to begin with.

Wow....

It’s sucks that celebrity culture means a person has to pay millions to keep private medical information a secret (yes, even plastic surgery. no, you don’t have a right to know).

You can buy them at a lot of health food stores. Put a few drops into some water in a small spray bottle (I’m sure you can find better ratio information online) and done.

If I have freckles in the winter, they’re so light you can’t tell. But after a day or two in the sun one spring weekend BOOM they’re everywhere.

Reading this reminded me that I had a dream last night where I was devastated because I ran out of emojis. Somehow they were like stickers in my phone and I’d used them all up. The newest emoji additions make my life. taco taco cheese champagne cork!

That was not where I expected that story to go when you said puddle...

I hate recipes like that. Or you have to cook one part in a pan (like browning chicken) then add it later. No. Dump it all in at once or nothing.

Heh maybe I’ll have better luck next time :D

I don’t know that you can smile anywhere. I look all red and grumpy in my VA one because it was August and I’d been in the sweltering DMV building for hours.

I’m from VA and no smiles there either.

Do you have to fight to wear glasses? My understanding was that as long as you pretty much always wear glasses, they’re okay in official photos. It’s been awhile since I’ve had to have a picture taken for my license, but you mark if you have to correct your vision, then if you wear contacts or glasses if I’m…

This pretty much sums up why my husband and I had engagement photos done. We were both very uncomfortable with the idea of having a camera on us all day but I’d had enough people (online) tell me that it actually helps take away nerves about the wedding photos and they were right. Plus, we had lived far away from a…

The thing is, they have Christmas decorations all over the stores. I was in a Starbucks yesterday and there were these incredible silver cube wreaths on the doors and snowflakes hanging from the ceiling and I think they were maybe even playing holiday music. There is no war on Christmas being raged via Starbucks. The…