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My parent-in-laws and grandparent-in-laws have a house with a lot of clutter, but there is so much gross shit lurking in all the closets and cupboards. Super super expired food, old moldy papers/books/magazines, discolored wedding & bridesmaid dresses shoved in garbage bags 25 years ago (also moldy I’m assuming),

My husband is not quite the baby whisperer that Obama is, but damn do kids love him. It takes >5 minutes and he’s their favorite person of all time and won’t stop following him around. He’s an elementary school teacher <3 (sorry, had to brag!)

Every single time I see something in my social media feeds about her, there is a sex tape ‘joke’ or someone calling her a whore/slut/something demeaning. People should have moved way way on, but they haven’t.

It was definitely annoying for my mom, but luckily something that she could make happen for me. There were a number of Civil War related places we could’ve gone as a class or around town individually/as groups, but the teacher was so insistent each person had to go to a different battlefield. Ugh.

My husband has a friend like this. He’s from a small town and has been around this same group of guys since he was 4 and there is one guy just about everyone has outgrown but they tolerate him because he’s always been there. They are all generally good dudes and just roll their eyes at him—then invite him for a pint

Jesus. Did you only have one night to read all of Moby Dick? I really hate assignments like these. Students shouldn’t be penalized because their parents can’t drive them somewhere (in middle school we had to go visit a Civil War battlefield for an assignment—most of them were 1-2 hours drive away) or don’t subscribe

The same time of people who want to make your being vegetarian/vegan a point of conversation are the first to bust out the “How do you know someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!” joke. -_-

I’m glad other people feel this way about vegan groups. I’m a lapsed vegan myself (vegetarian still), but I follow a few vegan Facebook and Instagram accounts (until inevitably negativity takes over and all I’m seeing are dumb fights instead of recipes or cute baby animals). The one I’m about to stop following is

That sounds a lot like ddong chim/kancho in Korea and Japan.

Yes, in high school. One of the brainers was from a Mormon family and “straight edge” but I guess kinda by default? At the time I definitely found it uncomfortable, but now I realize exactly how fucked up it was in terms of constantly forcing unwilling young women to look at your dick/balls.

I have raging baby fever at the moment but it would be a horrible time to have a child, so I came down to read all the comments on what a shitshow pregnancy is to dissuade my hormones. “like a beached whale incubating a giant squid” did not disappoint. 10/10 :D

Even worse than this is when you meet someone for the first time and try to go for the handshake or nod and they’re like “I’m a hugger!” and then suddenly everything is awkward and my skin is crawling. :(

I had to start skimming after the second image. The “sweeties” made my skin crawl. What a little bastard.

My FIL got super drunk at my wedding, fell and cut his hand very badly and then told everyone he had gotten into a knife fight with ninjas -_-

The worst part about leg stubbles is it rubbing against your clothing, which I don’t think beards do much. The sensation is horrible and something about the cold makes its feel painful.

You’re right. I’m applying normal people logic to her schedule, so I’m wondering how she can be up during the day to get shit done and still go to all those events at night and stay out... it seems like she would never even have a chance to take it off. Then I remember she has assistants.

That’s what mine was like and super painful. I love lipstick/stain/gloss and wear it semi-regularly, so I felt betrayed.

I just scrolled up to look at it again and you’re right. It’s like she magically has pores again below her jawline.

I think it would look pretty in an updo in place of a hairclip/headband, so prom or even a wedding.