At least the couple has a good excuse to skip out on the first dance awkwardness.

The store in Korea where I used to buy a lot of my make up and beauty things had this packaging for their nail polish remover:

Hmm, interesting about the rice and corn. We’re in the UK, where I believe gluten free labeling is a bit stricter. Thanks for the information :)

I have some El Paso corn tortillas in my cupboard right now that have wheat in them. It’s to make them softer.

More fist bumps for low FODMAP! Game changer. I can wear trousers again because I don’t end up so bloated each day that a waistband is painful.

Does your friend eat rice? My finance’s half sister was diagnosed with Celiac’s disease in the last 2 years and is coming to our upcoming wedding. We offered to replace the couscous in one of the dishes with rice and she said she couldn’t eat rice. I’m still confused about that, but I didn’t want to prolong the…

Thank you! I’m feeling better :)

There’s a cocktail with canapés before dinner, sparkling wine for toasts, 2 (or is it 3?) bottles of beer at the table or 1/2 bottle of wine per person, and a drink with cake or something like that. That’s actually only a midlevel package because well, Scotland. Most people have a drink or two before the ceremony and…

The idiot proof factor was extremely attractive to us and we had so many international guests, so it wouldn’t have been fair to ask them to pay postage to send something back to us. Really though, the worst non-response offenders were my fiance’s friends in the town who were like, “I thought you knew I was coming…

Meh. Between the cocktail hour, the wine or beer at dinner, and toasts, our guests are getting about 6-7 drinks on us. After that it’s cash bar. (disclaimer: also not getting married in the US and open bar would be fucking ridiculous in Scotland)

My wedding is Mondaaaaayyyy and I think I’m getting a cold but I’m trying not to freak out! We did RSVPs through our wedding website, which theoretically made everything easier (kept all the food choices and dietary requirements together mainly and no one had to remember an envelope or go to the post office) but it’s…

I said something similar the first time this story was posted and people said it might have been an off-the-rack situation, like with Vera Wang for David’s Bridal.

Yes, it was. :|

The above link says he was there and paid, which is the first I heard about it. Who knows.

So sad.

D: How messed up.

While trying to find sexy sushi, I saw sexy pineapple, sexy lime wedge, sexy orange slice, sexy pizza, sexy corn, sexy hamburger, sexy grapes, sexy Twizzlers, sexy fortune cookie...

I feel like this is the beginning to Catfish episodes 9 times out of 10. “I thought they were hot, so I added them and he messaged back saying I was sexy.” That strikes me as so odd. The second I get a message like that, all of my alarm bells start going off.

I didn’t know about that, but agreed, people are horrible.

Nicole Kidman is so classy about the whole thing, but that must have been painful for her as a mother to find out her daughter was married and she wasn’t invited or given a heads up. Is Scientology like Mormon temples where you can’t enter if you don’t believe or is Nicole Kidman not welcome to any Scientology…