I always feel a little badly for people in the submissions who don’t know what items are (as long as they’re not a dick to the server). My fiancé is from a small town in Scotland and they only got a proper grocery store when he was in his teens (it’s still very small and good luck finding anything “exotic” like a…

My 8th grade English teacher had this wild curly blonde hair and I remember her telling us about being evacuated during the Three Mile Island disaster. Her punchline was “and that’s why my hair is this way.” :)

Yes, because the “animal” in this case is freely giving part of his self to you. I don’t know about the experience of vegetarians you know, but this whole thing about swallowing cum is one of those “haha gotcha” questions that people ask vegetarians often and honestly, it gets really annoying.

That sounds delicious.

Fried feta is the bomb dot com.

The Quorn burgers are great if you grill them. My fiancé is not a vegetarian, but I am and they are one of those items he tells his friends about when they tease him about his appreciation of vegetables, tofu, etc.

Veggie dogs are usually made of tofu and tofu + meat is a delicious combination. Tofu really carries the flavor of anything you put it in/with. Chinese and Korean food, what’s upppp!

There are stores like that. This is the one I see most frequently around where I live. https://theamericancandystore.co.uk

Currently I live in Scotland and things are definitely more expensive here than in the US. The avocado situation is grim.

You should ask someone first though because some people rent or borrow the cups, vases, etc . Paying to replace them is really expensive, especially if you got them through your florist or caterer.

Cringing just imagining that happening. Then if they decline, they’re “bad to their fans”.

I’m not his biggest fan, but I can’t find much fault with what he’s said here. I literally cannot imagine how exhausting it must be to constantly pose for photos and have people screaming and getting into your space when you’re just trying to eat lunch or get from point A to point B. Yes he sought out fame and yes he…

“But he stressed that women do lie about rape, so it was important for officers not to be too credulous — and that it was only his “personal opinion” that police shouldn’t have pressed charges.

I agree. I know, I know, it’s for ratings, but when I see Jimmy Kimmel shaking Trump’s hand and Jimmy Fallon laughing at his jokes and Trump appearing/being interviewed everywhere, I just feel sick. Ignore him. Don’t pretend to like him or respect him. It just feeds into his ego and belief that everyone loves him.…

Simply: people are fucking stupid and terrible sometimes. If you want to find out who is going to be visited by the Secret Service, just go look at any post by the President, First Lady, or White House on social media and see all the dummies threatening violence/death against POTUS and FLOTUS. With their name,…

MALALA!! Never fails to make me tear up. She says such simple things, but I think it’s how much force she has in her voice that makes me emotional. I just love her.

“(and that’s fine, many of you won’t, no matter what, and you’ll tell me to elope, which is a fiery hot take that I have never thought of, so thanks in advance)“

Oh yes, I remember that one. I read it as part of a class in high school.

My mother-in-law keeps saying that showing dogs is a hobby. Around the time of Crufts, my fiancé and I kept get involved in these circular arguments with her which would start off with her making some comment about how much the owners could breed the dogs for now that they had been shown in a big show. “So it’s a…

The answer is probably yes. My in-laws are like this and literally won’t eat any member of the onion family or even bell peppers. It is crazy-making.