The notion that James Taylor and the First Couple are friends makes me giddy...

Gerald!

... not to mention overwhelmingly male.

Does this qualify as an "explanibrag"?

ROMANCE.

I didn't know Steve Harvey was being accused of child abuse. What about crimes against humanity for that awful Think Like a Man... bullshit?

I'm so here for Beyonce and this new album. I was nervous after how "4" didn't do so hot (well at least in comparison to her past albums) that she would revert back to club banger and what not. So pleasantly surprised and happy with the growth she's showing on this new album. What I'm not here for? Jealous ass white…

And...cue all the white feminists coming in to tell us that Beyonce is not a feminist.

should have let it hang itself...

Sweet Jesus Merry Christmas My Birthday!

You hussy! You wonderful, generous, gif-giving hussy.

You are the Father of Lies, Doug Barry. Huddleston is adequate. But every woman with eyeballs and taste knows Idris Elba is THE sexiest man on Earth.

And also:

Just because I don't fux with her musically does NOT mean I won't applaud the fuck outta this woman. This was ingenious and one of the reasons why she is ridiculously successful. Moves like this. I'm always here for #BlackExcellence

TOP THAT KARDASHIAN!

lol! don't mess with Ms. Good,huh?

Jesus, any other Badu fans holla if you hear me??!!!!

No one said anything about FF7. Try to stay on subject.

1) I wish my butt looked that perfect!