My only transgression in this regard was putting hot sauce in three coca-colas ordered by maybe the rudest trio of women I’d ever served. I still regret the decision but also fuck those women.

I’m not a leading light of anything but probably Boston or Houston?

I don’t care that Kyrie Irving questions something the fucking sumerians knew to be true. There have been Kyrie Irvings throughout history.

Maybe the “greys” are coming at you because what you’re saying is dumb?

Because in America a judge (or jury) gives you a sentence and then you serve the duration of that sentence unless your sentence is shortened.

Wow, maybe you should chill the fuck out. He did a really nice thing for some grieving people. Why make snarky ass comments about it?

Allegedly.

I’m amazed at how many “woke” goobers on this site think the proper response for this guy was to tell the officer to politely fuck off. If you’re not breaking any law and have nothing to hide why make a big scene that will only make the ignorant, looking-for-an-excuse-to-cuff-you officer madder and more likely to…

Bro this is dumb as hell advice to someone who has nothing to hide from the law and just wants the officer out of his hair in 20 minutes. I know you think you’re woke as fuck or whatever but I hope to god you wouldn’t actually counsel people with this nonsense. This guy wasn’t breaking the law and didn’t have anything…

This is correct. IF—and it’s an admittedly big if for some people—but IF you don’t have anything to hide and are not breaking the law, why would you ever tell an officer to go away in that situation? I know the modus operandi here is to be the wokest warrior or whatever but from a common sense perspective letting that…

Nah. If you have nothing to hide there’s no point in resisting.

I have no idea how this guy has been ungreyed for years yet I will never be ungreyed. His takes are consistently terrible and his sense of humor is nonexistent.

Dude, are you for fucking serious? Your take on this is that Obama only ran for and became President so he could thereafter become a globe-trotting multimillionaire? GTFOH with this fever swamp nonsense. Sure, the man isn’t perfect, and he could have done more and better with his time in office, but if you honestly…

Counterpoint: Hamilton Nolan sucks as a current columnist.

This post sucks.

So in your estimation, the athlete not saying what you want him to say (words) and the athlete doing what you want him to do (give actual time and money to a worthy cause) are of equal value? How does that make any sense?

There are lots of reasons why Metro sucks, but the biggest reason—the alpha and omega—is that, while every other major transit system in the country has guaranteed funding through a budget mapped out several years into the future by its local government or transit authority, the DC Metro’s budget must essentially be…

They’re getting married in Windsor Castle not Westminster Abbey.

Back to your safe space now, little snowflake. The adults are discussing.

shorhedoes!