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I think they used to call it First Take.

C’mon, we all know he uses Bing on his Surface Pro over Google.

“a rough-hewn defense that forged itself into a dominant unit by emphasizing accountability”

“If it’s close, you swing” has been Baseball:101 for a hundred years.
It’s bad baseball to leave your fate in the hands of an umpire in a two-strike, 2-out, game-tying situation.

Watch really good ball players. In this situation, they will take an obvious ball, foul off the close pitches, and hit a strike.

Uh, its pitch 7, the one right on the line in the top left. The Pitch FX data in the graph is from the ump perspective.

I think you’re looking at pitch 6 (which was a foul tip). Pitch 7 was strike 3, which is right on the edge of the black.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I guess Russell Westbrook really is the MVP.

This selection committee’s Sithole bias is so obvious, and Faraj Fartass barely (one-cheek) sneaking into the top 10 is a disgrace. They were handed poop humor on a platter and whiffed. I seriously question this committee’s judgment.

You know you’re living in a golden age for names when Marmaduke Trebilcock finishes 4th.

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

Lol, no. He didn’t. He executed a normal pop up slide used all the time in baseball. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

You’re actually an idiot.

please...

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

THERE WAS A 2ND COMMENT

I thought I read about this yesterday.

If the dance is the Mashed Potato, Pablo Sandoval’s in trouble.

How in the world does #windancerepeat reference the Red Sox? Shouldn’t be whinedicksrepeat?