Wait, is it total bullshit or are you just saying it's not worth the money? Because ballsmcgee and I got ours for free through his health insurance, so I've got a great step & calorie counter (I got one of the ones that tells the time, your steps, your calories, how many floors you've climbed, and how far you've…

Nothing here seems to say that the Filbit is "bullshit." Convenience is a good thing. The last sentence also makes no sense, it seems to imply that we should focus more on healthy habits instead of on exercise...exercise is a healthy habit.

The Whole Wheat Toast is the best, because it was so obvious once I read it fully, but at that same time I had no idea of the punchline until the end.

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

Except that's not what she said at all? She didn't say anything about falling in love with something you didn't expect. Falling in love is falling in love. That's the goal. She said that she wasn't willing to give up the things that she considered important in a relationship (including no baldies) and just be with…

My sister told me with every dress I tried on 'that one would be pretty if you were skinnier' while my mother nodded her head in agreement while staring me down. Same woman who compliments me by saying, 'I can see your chin again!' Thanks mom.

My mother is a horror show but I invited her dress shopping because she was in town for the weekend and I figured it was just a day…what could go wrong. Anyway, it wasn't too bad until we got to a dress she loved and I was "meh." Then they brought out another dress and it was "THE ONE". I loved it. It loved me.…

Off label use is totally normal and within a doctor's purview. I was unaware of these laws. I can't keep up with the non-stop awful. Bastards. I bet they take off label stuff all the time and don't even know it.

The customer is always right! If they tell you to grill it until it's tender, you grill that shit until its fucking tender, asshole!

P.S. You really should take up eating meat again. Millions of people starve to death every day and would gladly trade places with you.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I'm picturing him communicating with his client via tomato soup can.