No thanks, I’m all caught up on my abortions!

Owie owie owie it burns!

OUCH! Please tell me you’re just being sarcastic or something...

Not soon enough?

Let’s not forget the time they published an “It Happened to me” in which the woman was basically just selling a breakup box because she worked for that company and it was basically advertising disguised as a personal essay.

Hm...ok. I’ll give those a try. I picked up NW in an airport before a flight, so the options were rather limited.

Ok, I’ll check those out. Thanks!

Yeah, I haven’t read anything else by her, so I didn’t know what to expect. I’m gonna keep trying, I guess.

I haven’t read any of her others.

I’ve read that and I really liked it!

This is JJ, or John Jr., in a mason jar.

They named it Monty...

MICKEY!!! Please, yes. Monica, yawn... She’s the same as Frank—crazy and drug-addled.

I’ve been watching the show for years, and just started watching again from the beginning. Joan was amazing. I was watching a scene where she tried to leave the house to go shopping and her reaction when the agoraphobia kicked in was amazing. I hope she was fairly compensated for that because she was awesome.

That whole season with the girl with terminal cancer? They created a whole side plotline just to keep him. The rest of the plotlines were fine—even great, because Mickey (heartheartheart)—without him. How he didn’t die in the river after Fiona’s failed wedding was just so...No. That wouldn’t happen.

PLOT TWIST!

The show relies on both of them as core to the plot lines. And his recognition has a lot to do with his age—he’s been in the business longer than she’s been alive—so it’s not really a fair comparison. Honestly, at this point, they could kill off Frank and I think the series would still survive, but if Fiona went away,…

Right?! Like, if there’s pizza, i’m eating it because PIZZA.

Kara, there is NOTHING wrong with liking Dominos.

I’M NOT CRYING! you’re crying.