Photoshop is not a video editing program, Meghan.

So what do we think the next move is going to be? a) tearful apology about making light of a serious issue or b) doubling down and calling everyone dumb for not understanding their art? I’m leaning towards b.

One of my biggest regrets is that I bought her book. Because it was a terrible book. And she is a terrible person.

I sincerely hate them.

Exactly. The story didn’t pass the smell test. And they are terrible people. Countless women have had their lives ruined due to pictures or videos released by vindictive ex-boyfriends. But here you have this band who thinks their idea is just so interesting and original.

If you have to do this to get attention for your music, your music is probably shit.

I know science, bitch!

In the month+ they’ve been planning this, neither of them stopped for a second and thought “Huh, this might blow up in our faces terribly”?

CALLED IT.

I got thrown out of a cult once, and it was BRILLIANT! These things are awful and just... I wish more people would speak their mind IN the meetings. I was invited to one (now that I think on it, I do wonder if it wasn’t mostly women), and they told everyone that the source of our problems stemmed from trauma inside…

No thanks, I reeeeally don’t wanna see that dude naked.

Also, Janice remains unimpressed.

I can’t understand how people look at something like this and don’t know that something is deeply broken in our society in regards to the way men see women. It’s just so pervasive. We can’t keep attributing it to bad individuals. And I have no doubt that for every crime of this nature that we find out about there are…

BRING IT ON, DICKBAGS. BRING ON THE “WELL IF SHE HADN’T BEEN SO DRUNK HURR DURR DURR” COMMENTS. I FUCKING DARE YOU.

This saga is LIFE.

Maybe being born of and then raised by Kris Kardashian really shifts a person’s perspective about dictators in general.

Demi Lovato is one of the worst “I’m not dramatic” drama queens. She’s such a 2nd/3rd tier celebrity, I’m mostly convinced she’s doing whatever she can to get attention to move up the celebrity food chain.

Kylie looks like she’s trying to morph into one of her older sisters but she can’t decide which one.