OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

wait no! that's not how to test it! some normal mirrors have a gap and some don't as well - it depends on the thickness of the glass, so the fingernail test isn't actually reliable. what you can do, however, is knock on the mirror, because if it's two way there'll be a room behind it so the sound will be hollow. or…

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

“The entire experience is very much like driving the Ferrari, except nobody hates you”

Unless it’s drinking blood. I don’t care for warm beverages.

I wonder if you might be underrating her personal appeal. Selena was a solid singer, but in my opinion, the greatest factor making her a cross-cultural success was that she was incredibly likeable and charismatic. It was virtually impossible to see her singing and not FEEL her joy in it! She was irresistible.

Anything for SELENAS.

Trying to comprehend the “English” used by this Diplo guy is actively lowering my IQ. (Did that sound smug? GOOD.)

I just had to urban dictionary ‘talm bout’ because I am an old and I'm not ready to invest in a diplo.

Real shit. I know that by even leaving this comment I’m contributing to the K madness. Because you record a click as a marketing metric that tells Jez powers that be, that these stories drive traffic. And maybe they do. But in the past three weeks, I swear to goodness EVERY GOTDAMN DAY y’all have a story on these…

Frances Eliza, go away with your perfect no makeup skin and eyebrows.

Firstly our honeymoon destination was bombed a month before we were due to go (Bali 2015). Cancelled but they took all our $$. Oh well.

We returned from our honeymoon with a mystery rash, a parasite, a hairline fracture, a broken toe and a third degree sunburn. But you know, memories!

Our honeymoon turned out great, but getting there almost caused us to have the shortest marriage in recorded history. We were going to Jamaica- quick flight, beautiful beaches, weed. Everything you could ever need for a perfect honeymoon. We boarded the plan filled with exhaustion and newly-wedded bliss. A tiny older…

Not our honeymoon, but our first anniversary. We'd had a bereavement ON our wedding anniversary, so on the Saturday after, to remind ourselves of good times, we booked the bridal suite at the hotel our wedding had been at the previous year. They remembered us when we checked in and were so lovely. We went up to the…

I got pregnant. :(

My grandma and grandpa got married in 1953.