They have since divorced, but yes, at the time this occurred Joaquin was still his brother-in-law.

No, I just have a lot of feelings!

What I don’t get is why even these days marriage is still considered the norm.

Do you even GO to this school...?

I have a facial injury that involved getting three injections along the side of my nose and 16 stitches right under my eye.  I had to keep my open the whole time.  It turned me off ever having another needle stuck in my face.

News Flash:

There is no good place to post this but I kind of need to. I lost my heart dog today, most likely to cancer. He was still kind of himself, but he had stopped eating and we couldn’t keep putting him through different ways to support him and get him to eat while he starved to death. Both my husband and I got to be home…

And it feels extra annoying since her sister (Kate Mara) got married last year. Like, it’s not just about her own lifestyle but a commentary on how her relationship doesn’t need something so banal to make it real, sis. 

I was in the grays on Jezebel for more than five years, despite commenting regularly. I was out of the grays on Deadspin and Lifehacker within six months. I’ve yet to figure out what the magic words are to get un-grayed on Jezebel. 

No, finish it: “...it is absolutely the most ethical, practical, and effective solution.” Relocating The Poors is ABSOLUTELY all those things, you guys! Because, uhh, he said so!

No thanks needed. I was so disgusted by that story. I haven’t been able to forget it. They both come across as absolute pond scum.

Sirens blaring, red flags flying. When anyone tries to transform their SO get.the.fuck.out.

thank you

Loki Laufeysdottir when they reset the MCU for a new generation.

The source went on, “Joaquin transforms all his girlfriends into being holistic, vegan, spiritual and into saving the world.”

Same facial expression 

And here I am not getting (officially, legally) married so I can hold on to my healthcare. It’s gonna be the hot new trend! 

Omg she looks like him

That US Magazine story is worth a click just to see the out-of-nowhere, apropos of nothing link “Stars Who Were Born Rich” dropped into the middle of the story, because no matter how hard she goes vegan/holistic, Rooney Mara will always first and foremost=someone who has always been amazingly rich.

“They’re never going to get married because they think marriage is too mainstream,” the source said.