Any single parents out there? I include in my profile, “I’m a single parent with 2 wonderful kids” and still get likes from women who later tell me, “Whoops. You have kids? Dealbreaker. Best wishes.”

This is always my argument when people try to claim they are good businesswomen. No they’re not. They have business opportunities presented to them on a silver platter. I’m totally fine with rich people becoming more rich by actually being innovative and coming up with ideas, but they’re just putting their name on…

I had good success with listing a few things I like to do, like “Message me if you want to meet up for some good Asian food or go hiking.” I actually got a few responses saying “Hey, I’m interested in hiking,” and we set an actual date. Having a few suggestions made it clear I actually wanted to meet people and do…

I’ve also felt that temptation, usually wanting to ask complex math word problems.

I would consider date someone who voted for Trump, if the option was to die.

I’m always tempted to write incredibly specific, odd questions to the “ask me’s.”

how does that help me be self-righteous on the internet tho

I think “no smokers” expresses the right about of negativity because I actually goddamn mean it.

Rich person becomes richer standing on the piles of money she was born with. Color me unimpressed.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

I think she meant that if you’re a heterosexual male, you switch your settings so you appear to be a hetero female and look at the other hetero male offerings out there - not switch your setting to bisexual or gay man and see what those courting their own gender are doing. As you note, switching your settings to look…

If you’re heterosexual, try switching your settings and searching though your own gender.

Oh fuck yes. Who the hell finds this thing funny or cute? I keep asking the wife stop showing me your stupid friends snapchats. I just find them incredibly annoying and I feel bad for all the people they foist these stupid videos/pictures to. 

If your first photo, or the majority of your photos are filtered by an app like Snapchat, that is an almost instant swipe left in my book.

Of course, the biggest thing to avoid is nothing, as you want the person you match with to be able to write a message about something. Between Tinder, Bumble, and OKCupid, I’m starting to suspect that at least half of women my age are functionally illiterate.

The NYT has been a joke for a while, now.

The “joke” is that God is also wondering why they’ve ditched the swimsuit competition. And see it’s “funny” because he used a phrase that’s “overused” by “liberal snowflakes” hurr hurr hur. And also God is supposed to be omniscient so the “joke” has “layers!” It’s like a misogynistic, Christian cake with whipped meme…

They need to apologize for being offensive.

Of all the places where a joke mocking #MeToo shouldn’t happen a Beauty Pagent is up there. Of all the places where I would expect such a joke? A Beauty Pagent is up there.

The “skit” wasn’t in the script and wasn’t authorized.