C-3PO is a terrible character and should be Jar Jar-ed to the far reaches of the story. He adds nothing. Never really has. And the one thing these movies don’t need more of is comic relief.

“Cam Newton is an arrogant, unsportsmanlike, showboating douche canoe.”

Is the Houston love fest over now that everyone finally admits their transition D is garaage and their offensive gameplan is nonexiste... uh I mean let harden dribble at the top of the key for 20 seconds and then take a contested 3. But I guess the answer is Josh Smith.

While no reports are in most prognosticators predict Will Smith will continue to boycott vagina.

Solution: make fouls shots elective. If a team’s player gets fouled give that team the option to inbounds the ball rather than shoot foul shots.

1: Anything after 40 hours in a union shop on a holiday weekend.

She was drunk and hit him first. He knocked her out. He pleads guilty. First time offense. Gets a year deferred sentence, 100 hours community service and court mandated counseling. Kicked off the football team for a year. But I guess he has to be tried in the court of public opinion again?

The only “HOTSCOOP” Ron Jaworski gets is when there is scat play.

“We feel protective of the guy — is he going to get erect? It’s a big exposure,” she explains. “With women, you’re really just seeing boobs and pubic hair. You’re not getting all in there unless it’s porn. With a guy, it’s game on.” Penises “are kind of sacred.”

At least it wasn’t one of those out-of-state CEOs buying up the seats. Those guys are just the worst.

I stand corrected. Falcon=1st African American superhero, Black Panther=1st black superhero

Falcon was the first black superhero in a major comic book. Good point nonetheless.

Word is that Boseman has also secured the lead in remakes of all of Shaq’s movies.

Wait so without the benefit of looking like someone in order make his characterization believable he may actually have to...act.?

The real crime here is the use of “hella”.

He should have just kicked it.

The only respectable character is this movie doesn’t find love, actually.

Cut him some slack. Who hasn’t been frustrated getting the lid off and called the pickle jar a fucking faggot? Emotions happen, people.

As someone who lives in a city with a large Vietnamese population there is no scenario where I would make a 9 hour pho at home.