If you pick one giant steaming pile of dogshit over another, you kinda owe us all an explanation.

Current Simpsons is peak Seinfeld/Cheers/MTM compared to the utter garbage that has been SNL for many years.  Every year I’ll give it a shot and without fail an amazed at what a humorless, unfunny slog it has become.

Look the question isn’t “why doesn’t AV Club cover The Simpsons anymore?” because that’s fucking obvious. The real question is “why does AV Club still cover Saturday Night Live?”

This is the sort of reasonable response the internet has no room for.

The level of dehumanization behind his fucking statement is so blatant and so obvious that it is enraging.

“temptation he wanted to eliminate.”

I’m also fairly agnostic on this - I don’t mind people backing into spots with one exception - When the spaces are angled to favor people pulling in nose-first. The parking garage at my office is set up like this and I still see people try to back (impossibly) into these spaces. When the space is angled, it makes it…

I wait till there's no one around to leave

Pull in. Don’t make other people wait for you to back in.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Yea cuz Walgreens fo' scrubs, Daft Punk regularly does sets at the Rite-Aid where I pick up my dads gout medicine. 

Here’s the thing... I just don’t want to hear about him anymore. I spent 4+ years hearing about and seeing this guy’s face—I’m done. Let’s just never write or televise another story about this person again?

There is a disgusting pile of dog crap on the sidewalk on the way home from the grocery store—every week we pass it and I go oh, right, gross, that pile of dog crap.

Articles like this remind me what a blessed state we are in to not be assaulted by his face, voice, and tweets, daily. I’m enjoying the reprieve, mightily.

This x1000. Chip Foose wheels are the height of tacky bullshit.

H/T to Chip Foose for trying to make this car palatable even back then.

I miss Bill Knapp's...

In honor of Rush Limbaugh’s passing and this article, I composed a riddle:

they better to remember to cut the head off the corpse

the pettiest, emptiest, stupidest narcissist in history, watching a bunch of his trained apes literally ready to kill his enemies at his command to undo the biggest blow to his ego that he has ever suffered? there is NO way he didn’t have a quarter chub watching that.