You live in town, clean up your shit. Pretty simple.

I worry about David.  We love his wacky (albeit baffling) jeep/moab/driver across the country in a rust bucket articles now, but I have a bad feeling about where it ends up. Todays wacky collector of junk jeeps is tomorrow’s guy in a field rambling about how he “knows what he has.”

OK, so the ordinance basically mandates that people behave how any civilized gearhead should behave.

The ongoing defense of that guy is still bewildering.

It’s a tragic story about local government overreach.

(Gah - triggered)

I am satisfied that my worst driving mistake is not even marginally comparable to this in either severity or audacity.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

Are you serious? They are on the highway and those trucks have speed limiters.

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

*Guy who would totally buy perfectly mundane car doesn’t get why people would buy different perfectly mundane car*

Yup it’s not ready. That’s exactly why they say you need to be paying attention not napping or drunk. Unfortunately while that means this is working just as well as they said it would it also means it’s a worthless gimic.

Nah, this looks more like Phil’s work.

Maybe they shouldn’t have called it ‘Autopilot’? Call it Driver-Assist. Don’t call it by a term that is widely used to mean complete automation.

Soooo, your life is basically in the hands of Jeff from Cal-Trans who painted the lines on the side of the 101, if you rely on Autopilot to commute. I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say the tech isn’t ready.

Wait, really? L.A. jaywalking tickets are given out all the time, and can run $250, with a multiplier if you jaywalk through construction zones. And judges who sleepwalk through DUI or DWI hearings without comment will literally seize any opportunity to shake off their lethargy and deliver fire-and-brimstone sermons…

Has anyone ever actually been given a jaywalking ticket post 1955?

I lived in one for long enough and that’s still my response. Asshole jaywalkers make everything twice as time consuming and 3x as stressful as it should be. Fuck every last one of them.

Jeez, look at all those asshole jaywalkers.

“(Warren police) haven’t done much to repair the whole.”