I like these kinds of ordinances. My neighbor, whose driveway is connected to mine, has had numerous inoperable vehicles sitting in his driveway for years. Many of them have been homes to rats and other vermin, and they all have leaked various fluids all over our driveways. If you don’t have a place to store your…

Please leave Elvis, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and even Miley out of this. They all have more talent (and class) in their cuticles than Kid Rock will ever have.