I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

Are they really bots though if they need external force to move? I Mean, my keys can move if I use changing magnetic fields, but that doesn’t make them bots...

Whiteface Mountain is reported to be getting back a first and two second round draft picks.

or people who lived on canals needed a way to get around in the winter?

No tune from me. Just this. This all the time.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

What other sport makes it simple to watch whatever team you choose if you are not in the market? Damn man, don’t make me defend the NFL.

Yup! It’s absurd how difficult they make watching your favorite team. I’m not getting fuckin direct tv to watch Eli Manning get pounded into the ground two dozen times a week. This is easily going to be one of their biggest downfalls.

Hmmm. The Eagles didn’t have their starting quarterback, left tackle, and their most versatile running back. Yet they went punch-for-punch with the greatest quarterback of all time—a QB who earned that distinction in part because of his ability to function seamlessly no matter who he’s had to throw to.

If you can show me a better allegory for the budget approval process in Congress, I’d like to see it.

All you greys telling me how “most of the sports in the Olympics are jokes” and “video games require hand eye coordination” - yeah, no, I’m not elevating you for that crap. Yo-yos require hand-eye coordination, and I’d honestly rather see them in the Olympics than any kind of video game. Even the most boring,…

Nope. Nope nope nope. Video games don’t belong in the Olympics. The chess people have been trying to do this for decades, and they’re wrong for exactly the same reason. The Olympics is for sports, for athletes, who compete in physical, non-representative events with their own bodies.

+2 for ‘horse-based’; -1 for not using ‘equine’.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

It’s not about whether or not I liked it, it’s about, does it speak to me? Does it inspire me? Does it cause me to more deeply analyze the impact my food choices are making on the planet? To ask whether or not I liked it is absurd and offensive.

Somebody’s mind surely melted in the making of this show...

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”