This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.

Hideous. That thing is Kim Jong-Il-esque.

The little league dugout was good enough for Stacy, freshman at Ridgemont High, to lose her virginity.

Now if they’d only change it so that obviously-intentional on-ball fouls at the end of the game result in two FTs *and* possession, then maybe we could have more games that don’t end with twelve minutes (in real time) of teams exchanging free throws.

When did cops become such delicate fucking flowers? Christ, they’re the most easily butthurt of any profession I can think of.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

Wade didn’t commit any acts of “self-sacrificing loyalty.” He left money on the table in exchange for rings.

Granted that the superstars are “underpaid” because of the individual cap, and that the 2nd tier is overpaid because of a CBA anomoly, what does that say about players 6-12 on each roster? Is there an inefficiency in the system would enable a smart GM to assemble the best bench in the league if they weren't paying…

Hopefully he won’t ditch his career.

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

The Flyers keeping Forsberg instead of trading him and a ton of people for Lindros.

If the Flyers would have just left well enough alone and didn’t give away the team to get Eric Lindros. Kind of a draft pick. Kind of not.

If memory serves me correctly, Flyers took Mike Ricci over Jaromir Jagr at #2 spot.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

As a boy alone on the practice field he heard the ghostly whisper

Honestly, I don’t think that would change the NRA’s stance at all, either. It might, maybe, finally, embolden some politicians who’ve kowtowed to them for years to say, “Okay, the public outrage on this issue is high enough that the political backlash for me if I don’t support at least some common-sense gun control…

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.