I can see that if somebody were to write out a personal check for $20,000. But if I were to pay cash for my car, I would bring a bank check. And that should be the same as cash. Wouldn’t it?

Probably Trump too.

Don’t you just love those perfect poops? I do! It’s like a little gift from heaven. One little wipe and you’re done! It makes my day a little bit better.

Why didn’t you just use the litter box like the other cats?

If a player can make ‘a football move’ after the hit, it’s not a foul.

It’s usually pretty easy to tell if a guy is trying to make a tackle and a guy who’s trying to hurt somebody. Like in baseball. You can tell when a guy gets hit be a pitch by accident and when he gets hit on purpose. It’s like that. If it’s incidental contact, let it go. If somebody is trying to lay somebody else out,…

Arizona seems to be a really fucked up state.

I’ll take that one step further. These people shouldn’t be working in any type of customer service position. If you’re a baker and you’re beliefs won’t let you bake a cake for a gay wedding, you are in the wrong business. People like that should sit by themselves in a back office some place crunching numbers. Or any…

Whenever I come across a nothing car, I remember one general rule of thumb: It’s better than walking.

Are you afraid that some kind of floodgate will open? Do you really think that a ton of pro athletes are going to suddenly apply for doctoral programs just so they can add ‘MD’ to the back of their jerseys? By the way, I hope you are aware that a person who has a doctorate in chemistry is not an MD. You did know that,…

At least the Phillies are getting used to Gabe Kotter’s unorthodox style and are starting to round into shape. The Mets? Lost cause.

“I was babbling a little, but I got my point across in a polite and direct fashion,” Wilkinson (the restaurant owner) said. “I explained that the restaurant has certain standards that I feel it has to uphold, such as honesty, and compassion, and cooperation.

Just taking a wild ass guess here, but, soccer (or futbol) is the do-all, be-all and end-all for you, isn’t it? One thing I learned a long time ago, if you live and die with your sports, you’re going to do a lot more dying than you will living.

Too many brain dead assholes in this country. That’s how Trump got in the WH in the first place. If Trump gets a second term, I hope somebody does come along and nuke us. We deserve it.

You have a real GM now. The Islanders have a really good offense but no defense or goal tending. Lamoriello will fix that.

Trust the process.

There are no self-made successful people. Somebody, somewhere, opened a door for them. Somebody, somewhere gave a recommendation. Somebody, somewhere, performed an introduction. Somebody, somewhere took a liking to you and/or believed in you and decided to support you. If you think you know a self-made successful…

I am really starting to hate a small but significant portion of the people who live in this country.

White women put Trump in the WH and if he wins another term, it’ll be white women who put him there.

Don’t blame me. I voted for Hillary Clinton.