Weeks ago, when the Eagles Super Bowl hysteria began reaching overload proportions, I thought to myself “These people are fools. All they are doing is building themselves up to the big let down.” I’ve been down this road tooooooooooo many times before. I knew this was coming. I am no more or less excited or…

The Sixers may just be the best unhealthy team in NBA history. If they could ever get their full lineup on the floor, the universe would probably implode. One thing that cracked me up to no end: Within the last week or so the Philly Inquirer ran an article about how Embiid’s numbers after 50 games stack up very well…

It’s astounding to me that people just don’t get the concept of hanging. The idea is not to choke yourself to death. That’s a long, slow, extremely painful process. The idea is to fall from a height big enough that your neck snaps instantly when the rope goes taut. That’s quick and I would imagine as painless as a…

I should have watched the video before posting. I hope they let him keep the jersey.

Did he get a jersey with his name on the back? Did he get to keep it?

Regarding the new look asshole Philly fans, blame the millennials. We older, wiser Eagles fans aren’t celebrating anything because they haven’t won anything yet. We’ve been down this road too many times before to get excited now. I won’t even be excited on Super Bowl Sunday if the Eagles make it. I’ve seen the Eagles…

Were you born without a heart or did you have it surgically removed?

I think I’m going to cry.

You and me both.

If I was about to take the international stage representing America, I would want it known that I am in no way, shape or form, connected with or supporting or representing Donald Trump. But then, that’s just me.

I hope this is more emblematic of the stupidity of the people of Alabama and not so much the racism of the Democratic party. But it’s probably both. I never hated a state before. But I am developing a strong hate for Alabama. Can’t we just get rid of them? Just pack up their racist, child molesting, redneck asses…

Just skip right to the money shot.

I don’t think I could tell the difference between one chain and another but I would definitely know the difference between a chain and a real pizzeria.

I’m actually afraid to ask...guinea pig this idea?

Or Philly or anyplace else they make real pizza.

I dare say you’re wrong.

I think you write good.

This game was probably the most fun game I’ve seen this year. If the NFL could bottle the fun from this game and spread it around to all of the others, they would dominate the airwaves!

His brother was the manager of the store. He probably didn’t make his cash drop in order to have plenty of cash on hand for the robbery.