Every time I hear a Republitard comment on how the rich pay too much in taxes and that the rich need tax breaks to spur on the economy, I want them to read this article.

It’s a nice record to have. But if the Indians don’t win the World Series this year, nobody will care and it will never get mentioned again.

Get Out was a good movie but I found the ending lacking. It needed to be MUCH MORE GRAPHICALLY VIOLENT! We all wanted Chris to go postal on everybody (and he did!) but it wasn’t shown! C’mon man! Let’s see the violence and blood and guts and gore. Good movie though.

No, I don’t think so. Were you the kid in kindergarten who would eat a fly for a quarter?

I was with you with this until you suggested that he actually eat it. I thought you were going with ‘Load up the plate while she’s not looking and then (also while she’s not looking) dump it in the garbage’.

As much as I hate the Patriots, I hate Matty Ice more! That Super Bowl was awesome!!!

Remember when a scammer named John Spano bought the NY Islanders for $165 million despite the fact that he didn’t have any money at all? It’s a fascinating story. And it taught me 2 things:

My God! Look at her face! Now THAT’S a war face!

Excuse me for not shedding any crocodile tears for these poor pro-football players for having to play 16 games in 16 weeks. That’s what players did EVERY YEAR before 1990. And don’t forget how the whole bye-week thing got started. The owners wanted to expand the season from 16 games to 17. But the players association…

Voting can be a real pain in the ass. Nobody likes standing in line for something they have to do (like the DMV). And nobody wants to stand in line to vote (which is not something you have to do). Call me crazy, call me irresponsible but I truly believe that since the mass media said that Hillary was going to win in a…

1. A good craftsman never blames his tools.

Hi there. Eagles fan checking in here. I just wanted to point out to all of my Chiefs fans out there that every Eagles fan saw this coming from 10 miles away. Andy will get you to the playoffs but will NEVER win the big one. At the time, KC hadn’t been to the playoffs in awhile and just getting there was good enough.…

Baseball is a funny game. I’ve been watching baseball for the last 30-some years and I think I know the game pretty well. And every year I see something that I’ve never seen before. That’s what makes baseball so great. Watch long enough and it’s guaranteed that you will see something you’ve never seen before.

Does she do “The Girl from Ipanema”? Well, how about that? She does! It was her biggest hit! Knock me over with a feather!

There’s only 2 things I hate about the ‘93 Phillies:

He’s going to end up backing up Carson Wentz in Philly. Nick Foles (remember him?) is supposed to be the backup but he did not take ONE SINGLE SNAP during the preseason. And he’s barely practiced because of some kind of nebulous elbow problem. Doug Pederson (the Eagles head coach) INSISTS that Foles will be 100% for…

Thanks for the pictures for the non-gear heads in the audience!

I would absolutely love to know how he did this. How do you lift up the jack stands while still using them?

You can buy all the supplies in the world and they won’t do you a damn bit of good if they all get destroyed in the storm. I thought at first that the article was talking about people looting other people’s homes. And those people need to be killed on sight. But c’mon man! You’ve got starving people who have NOTHING…

Yea, I agree with you. If you have the flexibility to pretty much set your own schedule, that’s a completely different thing. Yea, I’ll take the off-hours calls if I can take a 3-hour lunch when I need to.