I was about to give her mega bonus points for not having any tattoos but it looks like there might be one on her left hip. Sorry girl. You almost made it.

Go to Youtube and bring up ‘The Carlton Dance’. Mute the sound on that video and play the full length version of Knight’s campaign song. It’s awesome! I wish I had the ability to merge the 2 together into one movie file.

He’s been here for 4 years. How long does it take until someone passes beyond the ‘just started learning’ phase and into the ‘this guy is stupid’ or ‘this guy is not even trying’ phase?

If this was Tanaka’s first year in America, I would agree. But it isn’t. It’s his FOURTH! Four fuckin’ years playing baseball in America and he STILL DOESN’T understand enough English to communicate the needs of his job with his employers?!! How do you say ‘lazy’ in Japanese? How do you say ‘Not even trying’ in…

I just realized that I didn’t miss that at all. And I can definitely do without it.

Any discussion of the most valuable Super Nintendo games without mentioning Super Tecmo Bowl is null and void.

I once bought a t-shirt that advertised for a local seafood restaurant in a resort town. It said “If it smells like fish, eat it”. You can only imagine the looks I got when I wore it.

For right or for wrong, I always like to err on the side of doing something as opposed to not doing something. I’d make the goaltending change for game 3. What do you have to lose? If the backup stinks in game 3, you can go back to Rinne in game 4 and hope that he can put 4 magical games in a row together. If Rinne…

Really good point. Coke couldn’t spend enough money to get this kind of free air time. Now, if they’re smart, they’ll throw a quickie commercial together about how you need to ‘chill out with a coke’.

What the heck happened to Pekka Rinne?

Thanks gun nuts.

Thanks gun nuts.

That’s horrible! If some teacher gave that to my daughter, I’d beat his ass good!

How do you get out of the infield if the race is still going on?

I choose to remember the first half of his life when he was a good to great pitcher for the Phillies and forget about the second half when he was a piece of shit Republitard.

I would rather my manager just come right out and tell me I suck. In related news, Renteria says Engel has “potentially the ability to hold his own dick at the urinal without pissing all over himself”.

I like to see a good ass whuppin’ as much as the next guy. But I don’t like seeing guys get their brains scrambled like that. This guy needs to see a neurologist and RETIRE.

I agree with you that he was just fooling around and not swinging at the pitch. But he was still standing in the batter’s box. He never stepped out. And the ball never rolled into foul territory. So the the play was still live when he swung the bat. I’d say that was absolutely the correct call.

I thought that was either the Indian guy from Seinfeld or Bryan Trottier.

Give him a break. He’s a nerd! If he knew how to act normal, he wouldn’t be a nerd. Besides winning the big bucks, this must be the first time in his life where he was around a crowd of people who weren’t trying to flush his head down the toilet.