I’ve seen women come into the men’s room before because the lines for the women’s room were too long. Nobody said a word or cared. We’re all there for the same reason! There’s nothing kinky or sexy about it at all!

And this building in Edmonton is new construction, isn’t it? Wouldn’t number and location of bathrooms be a major consideration when drawing the plans for a new building?

That’s an idea. Just make sure to keep those cubes away from the bar!

Thank you! I’ve watched so many so-called ‘Backyard chef’s’ smash the shit out of the patties on the grill. And watched all that delicious juicy goodness turn into a flame ball. It brings a tear to a glass eye.

You can ALWAYS tell when a pitcher is deliberately throwing at someone or not. No pitcher is ever going to intentionally throw at somebody with a 78 mph breaking ball.

I call ’em the way I see ‘em. He wasn’t funny in this video (nothing was funny in this video, I have no way of knowing if he’s rich and he doesn’t look muscular to me and he’s got a really ratty looking beard. Trim that shit up or shave it off. And he doesn’t dress well. Unkempt guys who don’t groom don’t get good…

He was rich. Newsflash for you: Rich guys get girls.

After 30 seconds I wanted to beat them all severely about the face and neck.

There’s no way a guy like that gets a girl that hot in real life no matter what he says or does.

And this, in a nutshell, is why I hate basketball. Why do I need to watch 47 minutes of do nothing basketball when we all know that the game is going to be decided in the last minute (other than a blowout, of course). And it’s a last minute that, by your own admission, can last for 10 minutes or more with all of the…

Nothing’s as good as it used to be. Reading about these ESPN layoffs reminded me of the heyday of Philadelphia Inquirer sports writing. I remember when Sal Paolantonio was the Eagles beat writer along with Jayson Stark covering the Phillies and Al Morganti on the Flyers. Man, I couldn’t wait to get the sports section…

Johnny Carson was on when I lost my virginity. I’m glad The Tonight Show was number one on the list. It’ll always be number one in my heart.

I’ve actually tuned in to watch a few innings of the Phillies this year as opposed to avoiding them like the plague for the last several years. They look like they actually have some decent young talent on the team. It’ll be a good year if they can finish somewhere in the neighborhood of .500. And they might.

I wanted to make fun of this in the worst kind of way. But then I thought, it’s harmless, nobody is getting hurt, nobody is getting raped, nobody is going to the hospital, nobody is going to jail and nobody is going to the morgue. So it’s a pretty good thing and I do support it. Even though I will never watch it.

He may have been kicked off the football team but this does not in any disqualify him from becoming the POTUS.

It’s exactly what Murray said. The tournament obviously wants big names to sell more tickets. That’s the way the world works now.

Play ‘Blue Collar Man’ by Styx and she’ll dance to it!

Now here’s something I’ve never seen before. I went to look at the video and there was a message displayed that the video can’t be seen unless I turn off my ad blocker. So I did. And I got a car commercial. And a reminder why I use an ad blocker in the first place.

Maybe Hurley loves his kids more than Felger does. Maybe Hurley wants to be a part of their lives. I don’t know of anybody out there who ever said “You know, I think my Dad spent too much time with me while I was growing up.”

Does anybody in Toronto even care about baseball right now? I thought you were all Maple Leaf’d out!