It took just 80 years for the Roman Empire to fall apart as a political unit.

This made me laugh out loud! Two big thumbs up!

Just for that, I’m rooting for Duke to go all the way.

It’s not about the people in the building. It’s about the people watching on TV. It’s about the casual basketball fan who tuned in looking for a good game, finding out it’s a dog shit game and then changing the channel. That’s what it’s all about but the league will never say that.

Yea, they definitely worked on that in practice. Hornqvist knew what was coming. You can see the way he moved to the front of the net with a purpose and was looking for that pass in the air. Very, very nice. See kids? Practice DOES pay off. And speaking of style points, you gotta give some style points to the Panthers…

Only an idiot with a death wish lane splits at high speed while traffic around him has slowed to a crawl. I’ve lane split before, but not at high speed. I figured “I’m moving; the rest of them are not. And even though I’m only going about 10 mph, that’s about 8 mph faster than they are. And I’ll clear this nonsense…

George Carlin said that if you ever run out of deodorant, put a bay leaf under each arm. It doesn’t stop you from perspiring but it makes you smell like soup.

You look nice in the pictures where you smile and not so nice in the pictures where you don’t. Hope this helps.

You know, we really did this to ourselves. For the life of me, I don’t know why the Dems didn’t come out in force last November. I don’t know why they didn’t vote in force for Hillary. Yea, I get it. Hillary was no day at the beach. But c’mon. She was head and shoulders better than Trump. I voted and I voted for…

I’m not against armed insurrection.

Another answer to this question would be

Kirk or Picard? Ginger or Maryanne? Samantha or Jeannie?

Two because I’ve got big balls.

Tech people and number crunchers like accountants are not known for their personalities.

Really good point.

I was working as a restaurant server in one of the big Disney hotels that starts with the letter H. They had a BIG banquet coming up that was going to be too big for their banquet staff to handle. So the restaurant manager told us that the banquet manager was looking for restaurant servers to supplement the banquet…

The original post that started all of this suggested putting your fist down the throat of a puppy or kitten in order to teach them not to bite. I wanted to point out that there are other much more humane ways to train puppies and kittens. But yes, you are correct, if a strange dog is about to tear you limb from limb,…

Dirty Harry has spoken.

It is a really extreme measure to take. It’s amazing how well a stern ‘No!’ will take you.

As an American, I find that offensive. But as a tree-hugging anti-gun liberal, I love it! You’re absolutely right. Every gun nut in this country thinks that he/she is Dirty Harry/Harriet. Their gun makes them indestructible and they can’t wait for an excuse to kill somebody with it.