What wasteful consumers are keeping a perfectly fine artificial tree for only 6 years?!

I’ve never gotten a flea infestation from a fake tree. It did however happen with a real tree. I think i’ll stick with a fake tree.

... but you’d have to use your fake tree for about twenty Christmases before it became a better environmental bet than a real tree. That’s bad news for most fake tree fiends, as the average lifespan for an artificial tree is more like six years, and especially for folks who go trendy with their fake trees—you…

And his site is an unusable relic from the early aughts

Please for the love of god stop posting links to Perez Hilton. He is vile.

I mean, #MeToo and all, but it has to be said... there is a whooooole lotta reckoning coming for some toxic women in the workplace. Because for every ass pinch or promotion pass-over from a Gross Office Dude, I got at least two hardcore flashbacks of a female supervisor traumatizing me with verbal abuse and body…

The second piece of advice after “run” is “but know that very few people will help you and those in power will actively make it harder.”

The Black Death was accidentally pro-labor.

I’ve affixed many labels to Trump, but I missed a major one. He’s an accidental feminist.

I’m a fan of Matt Damon’s. I was also a fan of Louis CK, Roman Polanski, and Woody Allen. Matt Damon is working really hard to make me not a fan of Matt Damon.

Q: Is there a difference between butt grabbing and rape?

As a PR person, all the coaching in the world doesn’t stop some people from running off at the mouth at precisely the wrong time. I have kicked clients under the table, jabbed them with pens and waved my arms frantically behind the interviewer, and often stuff just keeps spewing right out.

Children are so much easier to teach than grown men.

WHY don’t their PR teams coach these idiots on what to say? Disney coached their child stars extensively on how to avoid sticky topics and what to say about things that had to be discussed. Surely Disney doesn’t employ the only competent PR team on the planet, so why do these men keep trying to discuss something they…

Oh my god, I forgot that you’re allowed to put MORE CRAP on top of it. I can’t wait.

It’s not the same.

Once you douse it with movie theatre “butter” and salt, shit will get REAL.

Is your mouth and/or tongue broken?!

Please they WISH they were cheeto dust!!

My guess is that the woman in Spurlock’s story and the one he sexually harassed wouldn’t tell it quite like that. Let’s not give this serial abuser power over his victims by praising him. Didn’t we learn this with Hugo?