I can’t decide whether to give you a star or cry in a corner. I’ll just drink my margarita for now.

I’d far prefer someone took a massive Taco Bell burrito-induced shit on her face instead.

Shut up Ivanka, you are a dumb bimbo

Make sure to disinfect afterward. You know where those lips have been.

Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?

HOW YOU CAN HELP.

I am oscillating between total numbness and murderous rage from one second to the next.

You mother fuckers scare me. Maybe he’s a dick head or maybe he isn’t. Within 30 minutes of posting he was guilty. Now it will be attached to him forever regardless of what’s true and what isn’t. There was an episode of the Orville about a planet that judged people through social media. It’s feeling a bit prophetic

Buddy, “due process” doesn’t apply in the Court of Public Opinion, and if it ever did, it certainly hasn’t since... I don’t know, name your social media. Myspace?

Have we lost the idea of any due process before a person’s livelihood is destroyed?

There is little question that this is happening. There have been a ton of sexual abuse claims made against ICE in immigrant detention centers and they’re fighting to bury the records. It’s completely to be expected that this is happening to children as well.

Except when they are “lost” in the system somewhere. Not to mention deportation is a death sentence for some of these kids. I wonder how many dead kids it will take before someone like you wakes up.

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

I’m a brown woman and today we went to a local water park. My 12 year old needed help because she was wet and her sports bra was all sorts of twisted. I just read this story and thought, “who helps the girls in the camps? Who kisses them goodnight? Who smiles with joy when they do awesome kid stuff? Who holds…

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Thread to start rounding up how we can help shut these down and get the kids back to their parents (and the families themselves out of these horrific conditions.)

Jeff Sessions is an evil man.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.