While untold amounts of rape kits sit on a shelf or are disposed of. Yeah, “justice”.

This was my first thought. You have thousands of untested rape kits, but you’re checking this DNA pronto just to make sure the woman is ok?

Pull the other one, it’s got bells on.

Maybe they should keep focusing on their huge backlog of rape kits before dedicating resources and manpower to this weird ass minority report bullshit.

You want to figure out how the fetus died? It was 20 weeks and not at a hospital. No fetus is surviving that, even if it was “alive” when it was delivered.

If she got an infection or “bled out,” I highly doubt she’s still with us after all these months. But it’s nice that he cares. (ha.)

Oh sure, they just want to find the woman to help her.

All? No. Only thousands of enlisted soldiers and hundreds of thousands or potentially millions of civilian casualties. But fuck them, amirite?

Fuuuck — we got better odds with Thanos in charge and afterwards everywhere would still be inhabitable.

That’s always been the end game. How else will the good Christians get raptured? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So he’s going to get us all killed, right?

Trump’s going to start a war because that black guy who was president is still more popular than he is and he can’t stand it. Thank god we didn’t go with that dangerous email lady.

Award-worthy headline

a sex act that has been going down in humanity for ALL OF TIME

As a dental assistant, this is fucking bullshit. I have seen 20 year olds finally loose their last baby tooth and their adult tooth grow in, then the other side of having a 14 year old needing to have their wisdom teeth removed because they were erupting and causing pain. This is fucking bullshit and angers me as a…

I thought you could just saw their arm off and count the rings.

ICE and it’s agents are evil. No two ways about it.

If I may, I’d like to offer my personal fave:

though it may be gone from the internet, it can never be taken from our hearts.

“And they were roommates” is by far one of my favorite things to have ever come from the internet. I think about it all. the. time.

“Hard to believe a man in a polo ran past me screaming “I SAW INSIDE HER BUTT” on Saturday night... we must Do Better! WALL...”