Nah. He took it down and apologized in the niqab time...

what are the chances he loses hijab

That sort of thing kills me. And it made it hard for me to actually order a drink at a bar.

But that’s what gets you James Bond, Heineken drinker. Which, come the fuck on.

Or the Verizon episode. Tina Fey, directly down the camera: “Can we have our money now?”

Hillary did go away for some time until her book came out last fall. If anything Trump is constantly bringing her up.

I love her madly, but sister, stop making shit about you, Hils! She continues to display her tone-deaf reactions to any culture outside of herself and constantly gices into the immediate and lazy soundbite that will inevitably haunt her (and democratic candidates) later. Momma, sit the fuck down!

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”

So do people not just run to Target when they are a) invited to a pool party b) are going on vacation or c) decide they finally are going to use the gym’s jacuzzi anyway even if all those skinny bitches will be judging you? And do they not just pull out the first swimsuit that is not hideous and looks like it’ll fit…

Dont underestimate the odds of them deporting you then taking five years to correct the “error.”

His solution to everything is a wall.

Thoughts & prayers, dear. They’re rolling out Just Say No 2.0.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

While in a sane world, we’d all understand the significance of the Stormy Daniels issue. Unfortunately, 2016 proved that nearly half of the country is fucking insane and for a significant part of that half, the idea that Trump had sex with a porn star makes him more popular

We have been in the final Obama budget since Oct. 1, 2016. It should’ve expired on Sept 30, 2017, but due to the ineptitude of Ryan, McConnell, and Trump, Congress has just passed 30 or 60 day “continuing resolutions” until last Friday.

He’s completely leeching off Obama’s recovery and the b.s. tax cut is putting a few extra dollars in people’s pockets and the rising stock market, driven by how big business and finance love his ass right now, means a lot of middle class and upper class working people seeing more money in their retirement accounts.

“Strengthening the military” - dear God. I think that in the minds of Republicans we’re not spending enough on the military until the entire federal budget is just handed over to the Pentagon.

It’s important to remember this: no matter how much buyer’s remorse Trump voters do or don’t feel about him personally, enough voters were okay with his agenda to give him the electoral college win. I doubt that many of them have moved ideologically. So if we still have Trump in 2020, it will again be a turnout…

For Republicans, “worse for people that are not us” equals “better for us” because they love looking down on people.

Forty-two percent of Americans approve of Trump, up seven points since February for no discernible reason. That is... a lot... of people! God bless America!