So will Obama and Pence be their seconds?

Joe, I’d rather see you properly apologize to Anita Hill and all of her supporters first. Yes, seriously.

I am torn between being appalled at their juvenile posturing, and very much wanting to see this happen. #teamjoe #bruisinbiden

Test... your might.

Ooh, yeah, Joe, better watch out for the guy who takes a golf cart 100 feet when everyone else is walking. I’m sure he’s saving that energy for an ass-whooping.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but if President Toughguy was in a physical fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

I’m suddenly reminded of the South Park episode where Cartman talks about kicking ass for 25 minutes, then bursts into whiny fat-boy tears after one punch in the arm. Anybody remember his opponent?

Hopefully it’s a one-time column. The world has enough negativity without spending more time smashing dumb movies.

in hindsight I just loved the angsty fanfic this movie generated. Which in hindsight the fanfic was pretty terrible too, but back in the day...

A few things: 1) Pretty sure the opening sermon scene happens AFTER the courthouse scene, timeline-wise. That’s why one says “I do believe the Monsignor’s finally got the point.”
2) Of course he doesn’t recognize the main characters, he was imprisoned before they were old enough to recognize them. They specifically…

I love how these ghouls trying to hide their bigoted anti-trans agenda behind concern for women seem completely oblivious to the fact that they aren’t fooling anyone with two brain cells to rub together. We all know they don’t give a shit about women, cis or trans.

And then you could get a new table! Sweet!

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

Several of the initial bombs were delivered to predominantly black neighborhoods, raising fears of a racially motivated attacker. Subsequent bombs wound up injuring two white men.

At least this guy had the decency to take himself out by the same means he subjected others to

Remember when Seagal was sued for hiring a personal assistant and then keeping her as a sex slave? Pepperidge Farm remembers. The lawsuit was mysteriously dropped, which in the wake of Weinstein looks even worse.

Kimmel asked her about it. She was 16 and he told her he had girlfriends her age. No wonder her mom was accused of being an overbearing manager. I’d watch my kid like a freaking hawk if they acted.