Also? I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but I have a deep sense of foreboding. If the North Korean talks do happen, a resolution won’t be met, and I can see trump taking military action.

I can’t muster up any ally cookies or compassion for this guy. But....ok. Thank you, former spokesdude, for confirming that shit is as bad as we think it is.

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

Not to say that Elizabeth Warren has any native heritage to find, but I’m surprised so many people seem to have so much faith in these DNA tests. People treat the most like they’re solid science, but they’re barely more trustworthy than your horoscope. You can get different results depending on which company you…

I hope every time he googles himself that illustration is the first thing that assnugget sees.

That tweet will be in the history books describing this period.

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

Fuck Caitlyn, and fuck Piers Morgan too.

Caitlyn Jenner now believes that Trump has set back transgender rights 20 years.

Nope. As someone who is pretty much devastated at my horse of twenty seven years dying two days ago this makes me so mad. Animals aren’t accessories. Especially horses. One of the first lessons I was taught as a kid is that the horse in front of you is capable of killing you even if it’s just because it’s spooked.…

Either way it wasn’t stable.

Presumably in homage to Lady Godiva....

All those things save for Steve Buscemi are only lusted after by weirdos and people who should be on medication.

I assume they’re doing it in between posting tentacle porn.

So...it’s the 70s and he’s fucking dolphins. Is this the most appropriate point ever to note that cocaine is a helluva drug?

I have had nowhere NEAR enough weed tonight to deal with that commentary.

The dolphin was female so at least he ain’t no queer.

so long and thanks for all the dicks

it’s very telling to me that many said south Koreans had a negative view of black people, but Kpop is 90s r&b. Folks love black cultural but not black people.

Has Tyler Perry worked through his issues with black women yet?